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CASE FILE NO. 030OPENED: 30 YRS AGOOP. DATE: 05 SEP 2026BUREAU OF FAMILY AFFAIRSSTATUS: ACTIVE
TOP SECRET · FAMILY FILEEYES ONLY · CASE 030

THE FAMILY SYNDICATE

30 YEARS OF BUILDING AN EMPIRE OF LOYALTY, LOVE & QUESTIONABLE BUSINESS

EXHIBIT A

Subject Profile

A of money, power, loyalty, and very . Think underground Moscow casino, red velvet, gold, vodka, , secret meetings, and enough cash floating around to make your accountant nervous.

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EXHIBIT B

Required Attire

Dress accordingly: Russian Mafia / Mob Wife / Oligarch / Underboss / Dangerous Family Member.

MALE SUBJECTS

  • Black suits
  • Open shirts
  • Gold chains
  • Heavy watches
  • Slicked-back hair
  • Sunglasses
  • Leather & fur

FEMALE SUBJECTS

  • Satin, black, red, leather
  • Corsets
  • Heels
  • Dramatic coats
  • Oversized fur
  • Enough gold to suggest you married into the family

Come looking like you either own the casino, run the casino, married the Boss, or know exactly where the bodies are buried.

EXHIBIT C

Operational Briefing

There will be gambling, family money, vodka, secret missions, suspicious characters, and opportunities to prove your loyalty.

What happens with the Family stays with the Family.

EXHIBIT D

Time of Operation

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2026CONFIRMED

Arrival time still to be confirmed — watch this space. What we can confirm: operations run until 22:00, with an after-party strongly rumoured for those still standing.

EXHIBIT E

Clearance

STRICTLY INVITATION ONLY

You will be security checked. You'll also need a new name — so start creating.

FORM 030-R

Field Agent Intake

Complete in full. Incomplete files will be returned to sender.